ARE YOU A PALEO NERD? TAKE THE TEST!

Top ten signs that you suffer from Paleo Nerd Syndrome ( PNS) :

 10. You own at least one dinosaur T-shirt.

 9. You bought a dinosaur toy for yourself after the age of 15.

 8. You can't look at a bird without thinking, "Hmmm, so that's what a dinosaur looks like, eh?"

 7. You'd stand in line tomorrow for Jurassic Park IV.

 6. Road cuts make you salivate.

 5. Rock hammers: 3, regular hammers: 0.

 4. All your summers are planned around fossil hunting trips that you make the whole family go on, whether they want to or not.

 3. You compulsively whack every nodule you see in a lifelong quest to find the perfect ammonite.

 2. You know precisely where and how you want to be buried so you'll make a good fossil.

 1.    You’re looking at this website!


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