Not the most subtle of statements, eh? I figured this might be a good shirt for Monday mornings to help folks determine just where you’re coming from. I’m gonna blame my good friend, mystery writer John Straley for this one. He texted me this idea while standing outside a sleazy bar somewhere in Hollywood.
And for the ichthyologists in the crowd you already know that this is a “Porcupine Fish” from the family Diodontidae, also commonly called Blowfish or Balloonfish. These fish have the ability to inflate their bodies to an enormous size by gulping water or air, making themselves hard-to-swallow.
They perform this neat little trick so that the big mouthed predators can’t eat ‘em up. So in a way you’ll be sending the very same message to your big mouthed fellow human beings by sporting this design.